Adulting Sucks – Sugar Plum Punch Soy Candle

Bright • Festive • Cheeky

Because let’s be honest… sometimes adulting really does suck.
Light this candle, take a breath, and let the holidays feel a little lighter, sweeter, and a whole lot more magical.

Adulting Sucks is scented in our vibrant Sugar Plum Punch fragrance—a bright, juicy, and sparkling holiday blend that instantly lifts your spirits. Top notes of ripe raspberries burst with sweetness, while orange and lemon zest add a refreshing festive sparkle. In the heart, cranberry and crisp apple bring classic holiday cheer, softened by a gentle swirl of cinnamon spice. A touch of fir and spun sugar lingers in the base, giving this scent a playful, candy-like finish that feels merry, youthful, and full of fun.

Hand-poured with 100% soy wax and a cozy wood wick, this candle brings both attitude and ambiance—perfect for gifting, stocking stuffers, or burning after a long day of… well, being an adult.

Key Features

• Sugar Plum Punch Aroma: A juicy, sweet, fizzy blend of raspberry, citrus, cranberry, apple, and soft holiday spice.

• Laugh-Out-Loud Name: A cheeky, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, and anyone tired of “adulting.”

• 100% Natural Soy Wax: Clean, long-lasting burn with no toxins or junk.

• Wood Wick: Soft crackling sound for extra cozy holiday vibes.

• Hand-Poured in Small Batches: Crafted with love, care, and a little humour.

• Up to 60 Hours of Burn Time: Let the season shine a little brighter, a little longer.

How to Use

• Trim wood wick to 1/4 inch before each burn.

• Burn long enough for a full melt pool, especially on first use.

• Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time.

• Always keep away from children, pets, drafts, and flammable items.

Why You’ll Love It

If you adore fun, fruity, sparkling holiday scents—this is your new favourite. It’s festive without being overly sweet, cheerful without being childish, and the perfect candle to light when life feels a little too serious.
Gift it. Burn it. Laugh at it. Enjoy the season, even when adulting is hard.